Posts Tagged “tv”

What is it about Blue Eyes?

By | September 16, 2014

Have you ever noticed that the commercials on TV really favor people with blue eyes? I wonder who is it that makes that decision? Or is it just a known fact around Hollywood that if you want a better shot at an acting gig that you need to either have blue eyes or go get […]

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Fairy Tale Bitches

By | August 22, 2014

Fairy tale girls gone bad. Here’s a line up of 4 bitches we all know and love from our childhood. But in today’s world, they are nothing more than criminals. Here are the mug shots of Little Red Riding Hood, Goldie Locks, Snow White and Alice in Wonderland. Four bitches who couldn’t catch a break.

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Who’s Hosting a Super Bowl Party This Year?

By | January 29, 2014

Haven’t heard a single person talking about hosting a Super Bowl football party this year. What’s up with that? Are people too broke to buy some chips and dip and invite me over or what? I’ll bring my own damn beer – just want someplace with a couch and big screen TV. Is that too […]

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A Second Cup – Maybe a Fourth

By | September 28, 2012

Today I cannot get myself awake. I fell asleep during the David Letterman Show, which is actually early for me, because most night I try to stay up for the Craig Ferguson Show. But I was tired and was laying on the bed listening to Letterman prattle on – next thing I knew the alarm […]

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The Big HDTV Gift Lie

By | September 18, 2012

This weekend is a big football party at my neighbor’s house. She invited the whole neighborhood to come watch the game on her monstrous big HDTV. I have a nice big HDTV, but her’s is practically like an outdoor movie theatre size screen. I don’t even know how big they make TV screens, but this […]

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