Fairy Tale Bitches

By | August 22, 2014

graphic of girls in fairy tales

Fairy tale girls gone bad. Here’s a line up of 4 bitches we all know and love from our childhood. But in today’s world, they are nothing more than criminals. Here are the mug shots of Little Red Riding Hood, Goldie Locks, Snow White and Alice in Wonderland. Four bitches who couldn’t catch a break.

Sick of the Cold and the Wet

By | February 10, 2014

This winter has been really cold and we’ve had a whole lot of rain, freezing rain, sleet and snow. Although it snows a lot, it hasn’t been sticking to the ground, so that’s a bit of a help. But, even so, I am sick of the extra stress and the long dark days of this winter. It messes up traffic and there is always some asshole who thinks he is special who goes flying by everyone, driving too fast and causing wrecks.

I’m sick of the cold weather and sick of the wet streets. And let’s not even talk about the mud bog that is now my front yard – a goopy brown mess that you can’t walk on at all or you’ll slip and bust your ass. And when it gets below freezing, the mud just gets even more slippery. and then it melts and its a bog again. You can’t win.

I’m so sick of winter.

Who’s Hosting a Super Bowl Party This Year?

By | January 29, 2014

Haven’t heard a single person talking about hosting a Super Bowl football party this year. What’s up with that? Are people too broke to buy some chips and dip and invite me over or what? I’ll bring my own damn beer – just want someplace with a couch and big screen TV. Is that too much to ask?

Maybe none of my friends give a shit about either of the football teams that are playing in this year’s game. I have a lot of friends who live in Colorado, so I guess I will have to cheer for the Broncos. But I don’t think they are going to win. I’d rather cheer for the team that I think deserves to win, and I think the Seahawks are a better team. But, what do I know?

Have a Happy and Safe Christmas!

By | December 23, 2013

xmas tree

I am having a hard time getting in the mood for Christmas this year. It’s more fun when you are going to be around family or if you have little kids. I’m stuck here at my house because of work and won’t get to go home to see my family this year.

So, I bought a little Charlie Brown Xmas tree and stuck it in the window of my living room. I wonder if the neighbors can even see it? I did find a $5 box of lights at the Dollar Store, so I have little lights a red ornament on my little tree. No angel this year- I couldn’t find one small enough for this little tree.

Merry Christmas, family and friends – I hope you get everything on your list and if you have to travel, please take it slow and extra careful so you arrive safely.

Ghosts and Goblins at my Door!

By | November 2, 2013

Friday night almost never finds me at home, but since we had such bad weather here on Thursday night, the county postponed Halloween until Friday. So, rather than going downtown to the clubs, I was here at home greeting ghosts and goblins at my door, and paying a ransom for their demands of candy.

I bought a big bag of suckers at Sam’s Cub and poured the bag into a big plastic punch bowl that was decorated with skulls and ghosts and witches. The kids got a kick out of having to put their hands into the bowl to get a handful of suckers.

It was kind of fun to see all the kids come to the door. I think the doorbell rang about a dozen times. They stopped coming around 8:30 – I thought that was too early to quit, but people around here do seem to get in bed early.

The trick or treaters made a good dent in my stash of suckers, but I do have a bunch of them left over. I doubt that I will ever eat all those, but maybe I will… I don’t know what else to do with them and can’t bear the thought of just tossing them all in the trash.