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	<title>Denise Haze</title>
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		<title>Wraps</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2012 18:15:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Denise</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have become totally fucking addicted to wraps. I rarely buy sliced bread anymore because of it. There are so many varieties and flavors available that sticking to regular bread seems stupid. It is also better for me because it is less fattening. Like all women I watch my weight, even though I haven&#8217;t really [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have become totally fucking addicted to wraps. I rarely buy sliced bread anymore because of it. There are so many varieties and flavors available that sticking to regular bread seems stupid. It is also better for me because it is less fattening. Like all women I watch my weight, even though I haven&#8217;t really had problems with it much. However, the older we women get the more we have to watch what we eat. Especially those women who have children. It is ten times harder to lose weight after child birth for a lot of women. We all don&#8217;t just snap back.</p>
<p>I am making some bacon right now and will fill this wrap with bacon, turkey, lettuce, tomato and light mayo. It&#8217;s like a club wrap instead of a club sandwich and so yummy. A tall Pepsi on the side and I am set for lunch. I might have some cottage cheese with pineapple on top for dessert if I am still a little hungry. It usually helps along without filling me up too much. Yes, I know I have a sweet tooth and I like it that way. Well, I have a lot of work to do today, so later gators and have a nice day.</p>
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		<title>Lovin it !</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 17:47:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Denise</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I fucking love it! My Aunt brought me my favorite pie that she makes, her Coconut Cream Pie. It is the best pie in the whole world and I absolutely love it. I still remember the first time my Aunty made it. I was about twelve years old and raved over it so much, that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I fucking love it! My Aunt brought me my favorite pie that she makes, her Coconut Cream Pie. It is the best pie in the whole world and I absolutely love it. I still remember the first time my Aunty made it. I was about twelve years old and raved over it so much, that she makes it regularly just for me. She brings me one about three or four times a year. My cousins say she spoils me, but I don&#8217;t care. It&#8217;s not my fault they all moved out of state far away from home.</p>
<p>I tend to get all of the year round goodies now, along with my cousin Martin. We are the only two who didn&#8217;t move away and the benefits are definitely better for us. I never know when my mom or one of the Aunts are going to stop by with baked goodies for me. It is definitely one of the bigger perks of sticking close to home. I think a ginormous glass of milk and an equally ginormous piece of pie to go with it will make a perfect lunch today. It might not be the most nutritious of meals, but it covers the dairy food group and that is good enough for me.</p>
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		<title>Doncha just fucking love it</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2012 16:05:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Denise</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Advice]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alright now&#8230;I did a favor for a friend this weekend and got screwed over for it. I am so tired of people thinking that it is okay to demand shit from me after I have already gone out of my way for them. I am not in the favor business any longer. I am determined [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Alright now&#8230;I did a favor for a friend this weekend and got screwed over for it. I am so tired of people thinking that it is okay to demand shit from me after I have already gone out of my way for them. I am not in the favor business any longer. I am determined to say no to those who ask me for shit, because it never fails that I get fucked over in some way or another. I am not rich. I get by, just like everyone else.</p>
<p>That extra gas I had to pay out for you came out of my grocery money. So thank you for your consideration and the fact that I am going to be eating crap this week because I did you a favor and you screwed me over for it. I have a budget and you caused me to go over it. That&#8217;s okay though. Lesson learned. I hope that when you have screwed everyone you know over in the same way you did me, that you will finally feel the pinch when there is no one left to do it to. You have a great day and an even better week. Just don&#8217;t bother to call me. I am not interested. Buh bye now.</p>
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		<title>Making time for me</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2012 15:54:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Denise</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am making some fucking time for just me. I do so much for everyone else and work my ass off and never really do just me. With that in mind, I have decided to take a little trip all by my lonesome for a weekend of R &#38; R. I decided to make reservations [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am making some fucking time for just me. I do so much for everyone else and work my ass off and never really do just me. With that in mind, I have decided to take a little trip all by my lonesome for a weekend of R &amp; R. I decided to make reservations at a B&amp;B in the Smokey Mountains and just commune with nature for the weekend. The mountains call to me and I am heeding their call. I got out my trusty hiking boots and some other essentials I need as well.</p>
<p>I plan on taking a lot of pictures of nature while I hike. Yes, I plan on going alone, but I am not stupid. I will take my gun with me to protect myself from any four or two legged predators. I know how to shoot more than a camera. I don&#8217;t anticipate any problems, but better safe than sorry. I have a map of the areas I am going to be hiking in as well as provisions, just in case. A couple of MRE&#8217;s, a canteen with water and a first aid kit, are paramount for my back pack every time. If you guys are lucky, I will post some pics.</p>
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		<title>Pick and chose</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2012 15:14:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Denise</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WTF ! No matter what we do we just cannot win. I am a member of Green Peace. I believe in protecting our environment, but it seems like Green Peace is against everything now. They don&#8217;t want nuclear power plants, but complain when a country decides to put up a hydro-electric dam to generate power [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WTF ! No matter what we do we just cannot win. I am a member of Green Peace. I believe in protecting our environment, but it seems like Green Peace is against everything now. They don&#8217;t want nuclear power plants, but complain when a country decides to put up a hydro-electric dam to generate power in a safer way, it&#8217;s a problem too. There is no winning fucking side here anymore. I realize that the dam was pushed through by the government in Brazil, but they could have done much worse than try to build a greener energy source for their people.</p>
<p>I am totally against nuclear power in any form. That being said, with the economy the way it is here in the states, I am in agreement with our drilling for oil here. We are too dependent on the middle east for oil and it is having a seriously bad effect on the people of this country. Dams for hydro-electric power here in the states would be welcome by me as well. I really wish people could just come together and find real solutions that everyone could agree on. One way or another, we are all in this together. Try to have a nice day people. I will.</p>
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		<title>Bought my nephew a cell</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2012 16:53:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Denise</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My sister is so fucking pissed off right now. I love it. I love spoiling my nephew too. He is nine years old. I bought him a little Trac Phone. It wasn&#8217;t expensive or anything and the minutes are relatively cheap. My sister had kept telling him that she wasn&#8217;t going to get him a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My sister is so fucking pissed off right now. I love it. I love spoiling my nephew too. He is nine years old. I bought him a little Trac Phone. It wasn&#8217;t expensive or anything and the minutes are relatively cheap. My sister had kept telling him that she wasn&#8217;t going to get him a phone for a couple more years, but I was naughty and bought him one anyway. She will get over it when she realizes that she can keep constant contact with him when he goes to play at a friends house and such.</p>
<p>It is much better for him to be able to check in with her. I worry about him, because there are so many freaks in the world now a days. I feel relieved knowing that there is a better form of communication with him. My sister says I am a worry wort, but I don&#8217;t care. I don&#8217;t even mind paying for his minutes. I did tell him to take it easy on them though. Texting is cheaper and he should do that first rather than call. I know he will go through the minutes the first month like water so I bought a back up card to put on later.</p>
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		<title>St. Patty&#8217;s Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2012 16:44:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Denise</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well this St. Patty&#8217;s Day was a fucking blast. I made Corned Beef and Cabbage before I went out to party and drink green drinks. I opted out of the green beer as there were so many other green cocktails to choose from. I went to a typical Irish Pub to party and really enjoyed [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well this St. Patty&#8217;s Day was a fucking blast. I made Corned Beef and Cabbage before I went out to party and drink green drinks. I opted out of the green beer as there were so many other green cocktails to choose from. I went to a typical Irish Pub to party and really enjoyed the Irish Folk band they had playing. I know I know, I like some really eclectic music, but it is hard not to. Having a wide range of likes makes me more interesting. At least I think so anyway.</p>
<p>I met up with a few friends and we talked and had lots of laughs. I played some darts as well and actually won a few games, which is unusual because I am not really that good a player. I must have just gotten lucky last night, but then it was the night for luck. Luck o the Irish as they say. I saw a lot of morons as well on the way home. People who drink and drive are idiots. I took a cab so that I wouldn&#8217;t have to worry about it. I had much better time knowing that I didn&#8217;t have to drive home and risk myself or anyone else. Responsible drinking people ! Remember it !</p>
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		<title>I am number four</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2012 16:33:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Denise</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I loved this fucking movie. I had to watch it again last night and the ending is set up for a second flick, but I haven&#8217;t heard any word about it. I hope they are in the process of it, because it was an amazing movie. I can&#8217;t help being a science fiction nerd. Give [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I loved this fucking movie. I had to watch it again last night and the ending is set up for a second flick, but I haven&#8217;t heard any word about it. I hope they are in the process of it, because it was an amazing movie. I can&#8217;t help being a science fiction nerd. Give me another world to focus on besides this shitty one and I am a happy camper. Have you ever seen the Predator movies? I am especially fond of the Predator Vs. Alien movies. They are rich with history and an amazing saga to watch.</p>
<p>There is nothing like science fiction. The Chronicles of Riddick are awesome as well. They are currently in production of a new Riddick movie right now. Vin Diesel posts pictures from the set on Facebook all the time as he films movies and I can get a constant update on where they are. I hope they finish up soon and release it by the end of the year, but I know that it probably won&#8217;t come out till next year. I stand on tender hooks awaiting it&#8217;s release. There is a Snow White and the Huntsman movie set to come out this summer, that is supposed to be really good. I will definitely be seeing it.</p>
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		<title>I love this shit</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2012 15:57:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Denise</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have the biggest sweet tooth. I cannot help it, because it just seems to call to me. My favorite is chocolate. I love any shit made with chocolate, but it has to be milk chocolate. I am not that fond of dark chocolate that is bitter. I will try anything once though. I have [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have the biggest sweet tooth. I cannot help it, because it just seems to call to me. My favorite is chocolate. I love any shit made with chocolate, but it has to be milk chocolate. I am not that fond of dark chocolate that is bitter. I will try anything once though. I have a few favorites I like to make myself. Chocolate Mousse is one of them. It is so easy to make.</p>
<p>I buy a package of Oreo cookies and scrape the frosting off of them. Then I crush them in a blender. I add a little bit of melted butter until it is slightly damp. Then, I press the cookie mixture into a pie shell and set aside. I take one package of instant chocolate pudding mix and make it, then put it in the refrigerator for ten minutes. Once it has set, I mix Cool Whip into it. This is whatever mix you like. No real set amount. Spoon into the pie shells (usually makes two shallow or one deep) and then sprinkle a little of the cookie mixture on to the top. I like to add some M&amp;M&#8217;s as well, but I add them at the last minute or the color leaches off. Enjoy !</p>
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		<title>Crazy fucking weather</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2012 20:49:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Denise</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know we have had a mild winter, but the weather is now like late spring instead of early spring. Already we are having fucking tornadoes, hail and straight line winds. This is unbelievable. The warm weather is definitely welcome, but I could do without the extreme storms. I read online that there have already [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know we have had a mild winter, but the weather is now like late spring instead of early spring. Already we are having fucking tornadoes, hail and straight line winds. This is unbelievable. The warm weather is definitely welcome, but I could do without the extreme storms. I read online that there have already been deaths due to the tornadoes. That is very sad. I know that the tornado chasers are really busy right now. They do so much to help with forecasting to protect people by putting themselves in danger. We should all be very thankful to them.</p>
<p>I have worked out a plan, just in case one comes too close to my house. I have cleared out the bottom of the closet in the bathroom that has no windows. It is rather large and I can fit inside with a large comforter to help keep debris off of me should one strike my house. This was necessary as so many people never even think about it and some deaths probably could have been avoided. I will always make sure  that I am prepared for the worst. It is a harsh lesson from my days living in Miami. Big storms are nothing to play with.</p>
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		<title>So fucking what</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Feb 2012 16:37:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Denise</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, I was sorry to hear that Whitney Houston died, but so fucking what. Once upon a time she was a great entertainer with an amazing amount of talent. However, she lost all of that due to massive drug use and never got it back. I hear people saying that they are inspired spiritually by [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay, I was sorry to hear that Whitney Houston died, but so fucking what. Once upon a time she was a great entertainer with an amazing amount of talent. However, she lost all of that due to massive drug use and never got it back. I hear people saying that they are inspired spiritually by her. Really? I cannot fathom how that can possibly be. She never lifted herself back up and out of drug abuse and died from an overdose of pills and alcohol. How in the world do you find spiritual lifting in that shit.</p>
<p>If you want a spiritual lift, then you should be honoring the true hero&#8217;s who are giving their lives for your freedom. Our soldiers are dying everyday in other countries for us and we can barely acknowledge them, let alone act appreciative of their sacrifice. We have assholes like the Westboro Baptist Church to revile them and dishonor their families and funerals and barely anyone blinks, but a crack head who used to be a celebrity dies and we go nuts over it. What the hell is wrong with this picture? You people need to get your priorities straight, because ya&#8217;ll have gone off the deep end. Dumb asses.</p>
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		<title>Piss on it</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2012 15:57:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Denise</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well I might as well just piss on as to fix it. Time to get a new phone. My screen broke and the time has come to say good bye to this old friend. On the brighter side though I get to shop for a touch phone and the blackberry is now a thing of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well I might as well just piss on as to fix it. Time to get a new phone. My screen broke and the time has come to say good bye to this old friend. On the brighter side though I get to shop for a touch phone and the blackberry is now a thing of the past. Thanks to my tax return I can afford a nicer phone. I cannot wait to go shopping. As soon as I am finished working today I will hit the mall. There is a store there call Best Buy Mobile. They have the best deals for every kind of plan. Since I use Boost and do not intend to pay cor contracts that limits my choices, but I am more than willing to live with that shit.</p>
<p>I only pay fifty dollars a month for unlimited minute, texting, and web. I can&#8217;t understand why the other companies cannot do that as well. It is dishonest to over charge for a service that is easily taken care of with less money. At least Boost has a new touch screen that is comparable to the Android and is made with Android technology. This makes my choice much easier and I will be a happy girl by tonight. Have a great day everyone.</p>
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		<title>Fucking Valentines day</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 15:39:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Denise</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fucking Valentines day sucks ass. I hate this holiday. It used to be good, but now it just irritates me. People have these expectations of this holiday and when they aren&#8217;t realized they end up ruining their relationships over absolutely nothing. I have three friends who are poised to break up with their boyfriends if [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fucking Valentines day sucks ass. I hate this holiday. It used to be good, but now it just irritates me. People have these expectations of this holiday and when they aren&#8217;t realized they end up ruining their relationships over absolutely nothing. I have three friends who are poised to break up with their boyfriends if they do not buy them something good for Valentines Day. Seriously? ! A week ago they were happy with their respective boyfriends and now it comes down to how much or what they buy for them? I think it is disgusting.</p>
<p>I believe that it is the little things that count, not the big holidays that have been turned into a mass buying holiday. I doubt most people even remember that Valentines day is supposed to be a celebration of a Christian martyr named Saint Valentine. So now, instead of celebrating a Saint, we have turned yet another holiday into a mass media/corporate holiday to make money for the one percent. How utterly droll. I really wish people would use their brains for a change. I am amused though of all the atheists who unwittingly celebrate a Saints day. That is enough to save the day for me. I know that sounds petty, but it is what it is.</p>
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		<title>That&#8217;s some crazy shit</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 14:32:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Denise</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just watched this crazy looking car go down the fucking road. It looked like a hodgepodge of junk yard metal. It had license plates attached to it and all kinds of hub caps. There were also household items, including a kitchen sink. I cannot fathom why anyone would want to drive something so amazingly [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just watched this crazy looking car go down the fucking road. It looked like a hodgepodge of junk yard metal. It had license plates attached to it and all kinds of hub caps. There were also household items, including a kitchen sink. I cannot fathom why anyone would want to drive something so amazingly ugly. I could not help but stare at it and the old man driving it. I am not usually so judgmental or anything, but this didn&#8217;t even look good.</p>
<p>I have seen some crazy shit before, but this really takes the cake. I have seen cars that look like dragons and others that had all kinds of stuff attached to them as well, but all of them had a kind of organization or theme to them. Not this one. I hope he doesn&#8217;t make his grandchildren ride around in that thing with him as they may be traumatized by it.  I know I would ban any member of my family from my home should they drive up in something that mind boggling. I can only scratch my head and shake it in disbelief that anyone would deliberately do something like that. I guess that there is no accounting for taste though.</p>
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		<title>Fucking wonderful</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 14:19:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Denise</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have been watching the news and just found out that my favorite restaurant closed because the neighborhood complained about noise. The had such amazing food there. It was nestled back off of the road, next to a car lot. There are not that many houses in the vicinity, but apparently they won out. I heard [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have been watching the news and just found out that my favorite restaurant closed because the neighborhood complained about noise. The had such amazing food there. It was nestled back off of the road, next to a car lot. There are not that many houses in the vicinity, but apparently they won out. I heard that the police would sit down the road and wait for people to pull out and harass them constantly checking for DUI&#8217;s and such. Finally, they manage to run all of the business off. For a bar and grill that is a majorly bad thing.</p>
<p>I would not doubt that a family member or one of the police themselves lived in the neighborhood behind the place. That is the only reason I can see for their campaign against it&#8217;s patrons. They do not do that to any other business in town and since it is a small town, believe me we would know. I think it is unconscionable for the police to interfere in someones livelihood like that. Those people gave everything they had to start their own business and have the American dream, only to have the cops interfere? What is this country coming to?</p>
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		<title>Friday fucking night !</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 14:49:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Denise</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Time to go out and hit the town with the girls. We are going to Bailey&#8217;s tonight for some fun. I love Bailey&#8217;s because it is a laid back atmosphere and I can play pool, listen to good music and maybe watch whatever game is on the TV. The place just fucking rocks. I decided to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Time to go out and hit the town with the girls. We are going to Bailey&#8217;s tonight for some fun. I love Bailey&#8217;s because it is a laid back atmosphere and I can play pool, listen to good music and maybe watch whatever game is on the TV. The place just fucking rocks. I decided to eat dinner there as well so I don&#8217;t have to cook before I go anywhere. No mess to clean up is the best part. I hate to clean. Jan and Steph are meeting me at the mall first so we can buy a birthday present for April. I think her birthday is Sunday, but we are going to celebrate tonight.</p>
<p>April will be so surprised when she gets there because we didn&#8217;t tell her we were going out. I hope she doesn&#8217;t read my blog today or it will ruin the surprise. I don&#8217;t think she will though, because she has to work late. We arranged everything with her boyfriend and he is her boss. That took care of things very neatly. Now to decide what I want to drink tonight. I am in the mood for White Russian&#8217;s. A nice creamy drink that is sweet and I won&#8217;t get too blitzed drinking it.</p>
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		<title>Fucking TV</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2012 14:37:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Denise</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I get hundreds of channels on cable and there isn&#8217;t a fucking thing good to watch on it. I hate that. Sometimes the line ups for the channels just seem to suck all at the same time. Don&#8217;t get me wrong I don&#8217;t mind watching re runs if I haven&#8217;t seen them all, but this [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I get hundreds of channels on cable and there isn&#8217;t a fucking thing good to watch on it. I hate that. Sometimes the line ups for the channels just seem to suck all at the same time. Don&#8217;t get me wrong I don&#8217;t mind watching re runs if I haven&#8217;t seen them all, but this is ridiculous. The news is about the only thing interesting and all they are talking about is politics and stories about people killing kids and shit. I wish they could actually find something good to report, but those stories are few and far between.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t care about so and so&#8217;s murder trial. Quit making people famous for killing their loved ones. It&#8217;s disgusting. All I hear about constantly is people who are on trial for murder. Why air the whole trail? Don&#8217;t people have anything better to do then to watch that crap? I have to shake my head over this because my fellow man seems obsessed with the macabre. Give us a break already and find a few stories that don&#8217;t involve people dying. Report about people helping each other instead of a bunch of disheartening stuff that makes me hate mankind. And people wonder why I drink. Pfffft !</p>
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		<title>Taking the little shits out</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jan 2012 22:17:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Denise</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I decided to give my sister and her husband a little break and take the little shits out to the movies and to spend the night with Auntie Denise. Boy am I in trouble. The older they get the more they fight and I hope I am still sane tomorrow morning. So do we go [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I decided to give my sister and her husband a little break and take the little shits out to the movies and to spend the night with Auntie Denise. Boy am I in trouble. The older they get the more they fight and I hope I am still sane tomorrow morning. So do we go see Beauty and the Beast or Alvin and the Chipmunks? I vote Alvin, but I am sure to get vetoed, just because I suggest it. Kids are so contrary sometimes, and my nieces and nephew are no exception.</p>
<p>So I wonder if I should take them to eat first and that way they wont want as much crap at the theater. Yup, good idea. Burger King and then the movies. I made sure to get the house kid proof before I bring them here after the movies. I also got cereal for in the morning, because last time I forgot and had to cook breakfast. Yea, I am not a morning person so this is easier. I even made sure the coffee pot was fixed and on auto, so it is ready when they wake me up. Too bad it is cold or we could have an early morning swim in the pool. They love that.</p>
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		<title>Dave and Busters</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 22:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Denise</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I fucking love Dave and Busters. It&#8217;s a place for grownups to be kids and kids to hang and have fun with the grownups. Like a Chucky Cheese for adults and bigger kids. They have awesome food and alcohol for the adults. My favorite food there is their ginormous burger and fries. It is the bomb. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I fucking love Dave and Busters. It&#8217;s a place for grownups to be kids and kids to hang and have fun with the grownups. Like a Chucky Cheese for adults and bigger kids. They have awesome food and alcohol for the adults. My favorite food there is their ginormous burger and fries. It is the bomb. Full of grease and cheese and gooey goodness, topped with lettuce and tomatoes, there is no better burger. I like to have Island drinks with it when I go there. Something sweet and really cold just seems to hit the spot.</p>
<p>I give out their gift cards from time to time for holidays and birthdays. Nothing beats the games there and it doesn&#8217;t matter what age you are, everyone loves Dave and Busters. My favorite games are the motorcycle games where you sit on a fake bike. They are really cool to play and relatively easy. You will never catch me dancing in competition at that place because the people who play that are way too good. I can handle a little bit of driving competition though. Eat my dust as I cross the finish line. Almost time to get ready to go out. I am meeting the gang at D&amp;B&#8217;s for dinner and fun.</p>
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		<title>Nates Got Canceled?!?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 07:53:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Denise</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This pisses me off. I jest heard that the network has canceled the Nate Berkus Show. God damn them, anyway. I love this show. It comes on during the day, when I&#8217;m at work and can&#8217;t watch it. But then it comes on again at 1:00 am and I can actually catch the show. If [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This pisses me off. I jest heard that the network has canceled the Nate Berkus Show. God damn them, anyway. I love this show. It comes on during the day, when I&#8217;m at work and can&#8217;t watch it. But then it comes on again at 1:00 am and I can actually catch the show. If I can&#8217;t catch it at night, then I try to TIVO it. But most nights I can watch it and I love this show. Its the last thing I see before I fall asleep. I wonder if I can start an outcry, a petition, a letter writing campaign? I want them to keep Nate around for a long time. He&#8217;s adorable and his shows are fun and interesting. There isn&#8217;t much else on TV these days that you can say these things about.</p>
<p>KEEP THE NATE BERKUS SHOW!!!!!</p>
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