Archive For The “Shopping” Category

Can’t Remember Where The Fuck I Put It

By | December 26, 2012

There are so many of the neatest gadgets that I’ve bought with the thought that it would be so fucking handy in the near future. But when I get them home, it is always a problem to figure out where to put all the shit until it’s needed. I don’t want to admit how many […]

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Dumb Ass Teenagers With No Parental Supervision

By | November 24, 2012

Most days when I leave the house I head south and get onto the interstate as fucking quick as possible. The interstate is most definitely the fastest way to get around town, unless it is smack in the middle of rush hour or if there is a wreck or some other shit going on that […]

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Dog Toys Cost Too Much

By | October 9, 2012

There was a big deal at the pet store about a new line of dog toys and dog clothing by some celebrities. Like I really give a shit that some old rock and roll geezer has “designed” clothes for my dog? But the sale paper that hit my driveway said they have expanded their dog […]

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Can’t Cancel the News Papers

By | October 2, 2012

When I called the offices of The Tennessean newspaper to cancel my subscription it was like pulling teeth from an alligator to get them to stop my newspaper. First I tried to cancel it online, but their web site is confusing and I clicked all over that fucking web site and couldn’t find any way […]

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Batteries Included

By | September 23, 2012

My nephew has a birthday in a couple of weeks so I bought him a toy at Toys R Us. I brought it home to wrap it and ship it out to Oklahoma where my brother’s family is living right now. Oklahoma is where the jobs are – the pipeline and oil wells are keeping […]

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