Denise Haze » Life

Fucking TV

Denise — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 14:37:22 +0000

I get hundreds of channels on cable and there isn’t a fucking thing good to watch on it. I hate that. Sometimes the line ups for the channels just seem to suck all at the same time. Don’t get me wrong I don’t mind watching re runs if I haven’t seen them all, but this is ridiculous. The news is about the only thing interesting and all they are talking about is politics and stories about people killing kids and shit. I wish they could actually find something good to report, but those stories are few and far between.

I don’t care about so and so’s murder trial. Quit making people famous for killing their loved ones. It’s disgusting. All I hear about constantly is people who are on trial for murder. Why air the whole trail? Don’t people have anything better to do then to watch that crap? I have to shake my head over this because my fellow man seems obsessed with the macabre. Give us a break already and find a few stories that don’t involve people dying. Report about people helping each other instead of a bunch of disheartening stuff that makes me hate mankind. And people wonder why I drink. Pfffft !

Taking the little shits out

Denise — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 22:17:52 +0000

I decided to give my sister and her husband a little break and take the little shits out to the movies and to spend the night with Auntie Denise. Boy am I in trouble. The older they get the more they fight and I hope I am still sane tomorrow morning. So do we go see Beauty and the Beast or Alvin and the Chipmunks? I vote Alvin, but I am sure to get vetoed, just because I suggest it. Kids are so contrary sometimes, and my nieces and nephew are no exception.

So I wonder if I should take them to eat first and that way they wont want as much crap at the theater. Yup, good idea. Burger King and then the movies. I made sure to get the house kid proof before I bring them here after the movies. I also got cereal for in the morning, because last time I forgot and had to cook breakfast. Yea, I am not a morning person so this is easier. I even made sure the coffee pot was fixed and on auto, so it is ready when they wake me up. Too bad it is cold or we could have an early morning swim in the pool. They love that.

Quiet Christmas

Denise — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 21:45:47 +0000

All the presents are wrapped and the stockings are stuffed. I’m exhausted and have to get to bed. Thank God I don’t have any little kids that are going to wake up at the crack ass of dawn and want to open the presents that Santa brought them. My sister can deal with that joy and I will see my nieces and nephews at dinner tomorrow night.

I’m looking forward to sleeping in, having a late Christmas brunch, and then heading over to my sister’s house for the family dinner around 6:00 pm.

Thankfully, my mom is out of the hospital and will be able to come to the dinner. We have been so worried about her – this will be a special Christmas just having her home and healthy at her age.

Fresh Flowers

Denise — Sat, 17 Dec 2011 21:41:53 +0000

My mom is in the hospital. Of course we are all freaked out and want to know what is going on. I know she has good doctors and I know that they will take good care of her. But we worry anyway.

I want to send her some flowers but I’m having a hard time deciding what florist to use. I’m not familiar with any of the names on the list, and I’m not comfortable ordering online with a company that is only going to broker out my order and not even make it up like I want.

I guess in the morning I will just call a couple of these companies and ask them directly what they can make and how fast they can get the arrangement delivered to her room.

If Doormats Could Talk

Denise — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 23:02:03 +0000

Making Notes

Denise — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 20:59:07 +0000

There is notebook beside my bed, with a pen always at the ready. I wish I could leave my laptop on and ready to go beside my bed, but that never works out. Sometimes what I’m thinking about as I’m waking up are the most important thoughts of my whole day. So I like to write myself notes about things on my mind. If I write them down it helps me stay organized and motivated.

What works for you?

Skipping Family Dinner Next Year

Denise — Fri, 25 Nov 2011 22:56:16 +0000

Have all the people in my fucked up family totally lost their minds?

We had the whole family together at my brother’s house for Thanksgiving dinner. Everyone was acting like an ass the entire day. People were arguing, bitching and whining. I did not enjoy the day one little bit.

Even at the dinner table, these so-called adults were rude and obnoxious. I could not believe what a terrible display they all put on for each other. I am skipping Thanksgiving with them next year. That sucked big time and ruined my whole day.

Kids Games

Denise — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 19:53:04 +0000

When I was a kid we played games every Sunday afternoon when the weather was too bad to be outside. My parents kept a bunch of board games, cards and dice in the hall closet. We used to play Monopoly a lot – it was one of our favorite ways to spend 3-4 hours together.

Another board game that I liked a lot was Clue. That game always had me fascinated with figuring out who did it, in what room, and with what weapon. I always thought the game Clue was partly educational, as you had to learn about gathering clues and making logical assumptions.

No Cheese

Denise — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 22:49:31 +0000

My boyfriend does not eat cheese. He is not allergic to it – he just doesn’t like it. He also says that it is not healthy. It is so bad that if someone actually gives him a cheeseburger instead of a hamburger, that he will throw it away, uneaten, rather than scrape off the unwanted cheese and eat it. He says you can never scrape off all the cheese once it has melted.

I feel sorry for him. I love cheese, I like it as a source of calcium and I like the taste. I cannot imagine going the rest of my life without ever eating a cheeseburger or mac and cheese again.

Yard Sale Season

Denise — Sun, 06 Nov 2011 20:44:08 +0000

This whole past month, maybe 5 weeks or more, has been Yard Sale Season around here. I mean, there is a fucking yard sale sign on the corner by the stop sign every fucking Thursday and Friday.

Since when did Thursday become the optimum yard sale day? Who the fuck has time on a Thursday to drive around neighborhoods and poke their grubby fingers through everyone else’s junk? Don’t these people have jobs?

Count Chockolah

Denise — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 20:42:14 +0000

I don’t know how to spell the Count Chockolah thing, but that is me today. In fact, I have lost count. LOL There is a huge bowl of leftover Halloween candy in my living room. SOMEBODY has to eat it, right?

Reruns Already

Denise — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 20:40:33 +0000

What the hell is going on when the major networks are showing reruns already? I mean, damn! The shows JUST started their season the middle of September. Can’t we at least make it until January with new shows every week?

Red Solo Cups

Denise — Sat, 22 Oct 2011 17:37:49 +0000

Nothing say a party like red solo cups. Except maybe a keg. Oh! Put them both together and it is gonna be a ROCKIN PARTY!

Lucky Penny

Denise — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 09:20:13 +0000

Today I got out of the car and looked down at the pavement and found a shiny new penny. The penny was heads up. I think that the heads up part is important because that brings you good luck. I was told by a kid waiting at his bus stop that if you find a penny with the tails up you should leave it laying there. Tails up supposedly means bad luck and if you pick up that tails up penny then you pick up the bad luck that day, too.

Lucky Numbers

Denise — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 13:34:30 +0000

Do you have a lucky number? How do you know its lucky for you?

I used to think that the date of my birthday was a lucky number, but it’s never really done shit for me. I have done really well at the roulette tables playing the numbers 8 and 11. So I’ll claim the two of them as my lucky numbers. What’s yours?

Birthday Boom

Denise — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 19:32:18 +0000

For some reason September is a big month for birthdays in my family. I guess since September is the ninth month, that means a whole lot of people were getting laid in December and January all those years ago and they obviously weren’t using rubbers. I don’t even want to think about it.

Mother Nature

Denise — Sun, 28 Aug 2011 18:49:01 +0000

I spent the night checking in with friends and family seeing how they were dealing with the hurricane on Facebook. It was all a buzz up until about midnight and then it got pretty quite, I got bored and finally hit the sack around 1:00am. Good thing that today is Sunday because I normal don’t stay up that late and I got to sleep in until about noon.

I’m so glad that Irene wasn’t as bad as well all had anticipated. We have had way too much excitement this week, what with the earthquake and then the hurricane.

Botox Babes

Denise — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 21:11:15 +0000

There are women on TV, particularly on CNN but also on other news broadcasts, who are close to 40 years old and over 40 years old. This, in itself, is a good thing. I am glad that aging does not automatically mean that women lose their spots at the anchor desks.

But it is becoming increasingly obvious that most of them are using Botox. Take a closer look next time and see if you can tell – their brows never furrow and their foreheads never show a crease. This is NOT normal.

R.I.P. Amy

Denise — Tue, 26 Jul 2011 16:16:17 +0000

What sad news to hear that Amy Winehouse has passed away. Her music was wonderful, Another talent gone too soon.

Too Hot for Anything Good

Denise — Sun, 12 Jun 2011 18:52:44 +0000

There may be dry heat and there my be wet heat. But let me tell you. This heat with temperatures in the upper 90′s and no shade or cool breeze will drain the life right out of you.

I don’t see how the people who have to work t in this heat can stand it. My sympathies and deep appreciation go out to the highway workers, roofers, firemen and anyone else who has to deal with this heat.