Archive For The “Family” Category

Ghosts and Goblins at my Door!

By | November 2, 2013

Friday night almost never finds me at home, but since we had such bad weather here on Thursday night, the county postponed Halloween until Friday. So, rather than going downtown to the clubs, I was here at home greeting ghosts and goblins at my door, and paying a ransom for their demands of candy. I […]

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Long Distance Tech Support

By | November 10, 2012

Sometimes you have a brand new computer user and you want to help them but it gets really fucking frustrating if you can’t be there in person and see what the fuck they are doing wrong. It is even more frustrating when you tell them step by step how to do something, and you’ve done […]

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Batteries Included

By | September 23, 2012

My nephew has a birthday in a couple of weeks so I bought him a toy at Toys R Us. I brought it home to wrap it and ship it out to Oklahoma where my brother’s family is living right now. Oklahoma is where the jobs are – the pipeline and oil wells are keeping […]

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New Definition Askhole

By | September 13, 2012

My sister is really bad about calling me up and wasting hours of my cell phone minutes telling me all about her fucking problems. So I listen and ask some questions and after a while I tell what I think would work or what I would do in her situation. And we seem to agree […]

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Call Your Mom

By | May 13, 2012

Even if you sent your Mom a Mother’s Day card or were sweet enough to buy her a gift and have it mailed or shipped to her house, you need to call your mother today. It is Mother’s Day and all the cards and gifts in the world would not mean as much to her […]

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