Denise Haze » Developing

Nagging Messages

Denise — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 17:38:27 +0000

For years I have used Firefox for my browser. I just like it. Can’t explain why, but it just works for me. Sometimes I forget that a lot of people are using Internet Explorer and they are having a slightly different browsing experience from mine.

So lately when I log in to WordPress, I get a nagging message that I need to upgrade my Firefox. I’m like, WTF? Why does WordPress give a fuck about what browser I’m using and the why the fuck do they have to nag me about it? Let Firefox nag me about Firefox and let WordPress mind its own fucking business.

No Thanks, Firefox

Denise — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 19:28:53 +0000

So I log into WordPress this morning and on my dashboard is a big announcement from Firefox that “it appears your browser is out of date.” Well, Firefox, what the hell are you doing in my WordPress dashboard?

For your information, I have installed your latest browser on my desktop PC and the fucker crashes all the time. It locks up on the second email that I try to open. So no. I’m not upgrading my laptop browser until you get your shit together.

My Niece and Her Reviews, Summaries and Writings

Denise — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 19:01:27 +0000

My niece has asked me if she could submit some of her summaries of the various anime and mangos that she has been getting into lately. I’ve tried to encourage her to start her own blog, but she just doesn’t seem interested at this point so I have consented to her sending me her summaries and I’d post them for the world to see here in my playground.

So don’t be surprised if you see some of her writings here from time to time and that you will find them enlightening, entertaining and educational as well. She is a good kid and I want to continue to encourage her to write however she may choose to.

My life as a webmistress

Denise — Mon, 12 May 2008 01:01:16 +0000

What a wonderful time I have had this year working as a adult web mistress of several online adult super stores that sell adult dvds and toys. Some of my funnest time programming online has been creating some websites more relevant to who I am today and not the young geek learning programming laungauges.

Alot of my friends tell me that I have joined the dark side of the web by promoting such stores that sell products made just for adults but I tell them that there is no harm in adults finding better ways to make love. Ofcourse i do draw a line in what videos I carry and do have standards as to what toys i will sell as well as for i am about helping people achieve better orgasms not help the other way around. Thing is it is so easy for someone to do what i do so I wanted to share my experiences so hopefully some of you can make some money doing what i do so enjoy the coming posts.

Getting my hands dirty

Denise — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 08:01:06 +0000

Have been talking with a few girls around here about launching a website based around adult novelties. For awhile now, adultÂ toy parties have been thrown around this town as much as keg parties. And most women that throw the parties overcharge on most of the toys they sell to party goers. Which is why me and a couple girls got together and bought a .com and launched a toy store called tantric toys. This website features thousands of adult toys and dvds including high definition and blu-ray discs and they just launched a video on demand service which is way cool. So wish us luck this is one of a couple of ventures I just started on,Â more to come in future posts.

Google Mashups

Denise — Sat, 02 Jun 2007 09:06:07 +0000

Creating mashups with Google Mashups couldn’t be easier. In a few lines of code and one click of a button you can publish your mashups for the world to see.

Google services mashed up
Take some AJAX UI components, data from your users and Google services like Google Base and Google Maps or external feeds and mash them all together using our simple framework. We make it easy with the Google Mashup Editor.

Common web technologies doing uncommon things
The Google Mashup Editor allows you to use HTML, Javascript, CSS and XML to create an infinite variety of applications with technology you are familiar with.

Simple tools for sophisticated apps
Using the Google Mashup Editor you can create, debug and deploy your application in one interface.

Google Gears

Denise — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 09:02:27 +0000

Google Gears (BETA) is an open source browser extension that enables web applications to provide offline functionality using following JavaScript APIs:

Store and serve application resources locally
Store data locally in a fully-searchable relational database
Run asynchronous Javascript to improve application responsiveness

WordPress Theme

Denise — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 23:47:48 +0000

Have been studying up on how to make my own WordPress them I think I will go with a 4 column design so I can show off my flickr and YouTube videos more.

Not sure when it will be done but when it is you will see it here first. Anyone know where the Worpdress mobile plug in is please send me the link.