Archive For The “Advice” Category

Don’t Be the Next Highway Statistic

By | November 1, 2017

I saw one of the worst accidents I have ever seen today on the way to work. It was one of those little electric cars vs a semi. The semi won the battle and there was nothing, I mean nothing left of the little car. This is the reason I won’t drive small vehicles like […]

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What is it about Blue Eyes?

By | September 16, 2014

Have you ever noticed that the commercials on TV really favor people with blue eyes? I wonder who is it that makes that decision? Or is it just a known fact around Hollywood that if you want a better shot at an acting gig that you need to either have blue eyes or go get […]

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Do You Butt In or STFU?

By | June 20, 2013

When your next door neighbors are having a big-ass fight out in the parking lot and you drive up and have to walk right past them and they don’t even miss a beat, what do you do? They are screaming and cussing at each other and there’s no one around but you. Do you butt […]

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Can’t Remember Where The Fuck I Put It

By | December 26, 2012

There are so many of the neatest gadgets that I’ve bought with the thought that it would be so fucking handy in the near future. But when I get them home, it is always a problem to figure out where to put all the shit until it’s needed. I don’t want to admit how many […]

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Long Distance Tech Support

By | November 10, 2012

Sometimes you have a brand new computer user and you want to help them but it gets really fucking frustrating if you can’t be there in person and see what the fuck they are doing wrong. It is even more frustrating when you tell them step by step how to do something, and you’ve done […]

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