Author Archives: Denise

Can’t Remember Where The Fuck I Put It

By | December 26, 2012

There are so many of the neatest gadgets that I’ve bought with the thought that it would be so fucking handy in the near future. But when I get them home, it is always a problem to figure out where to put all the shit until it’s needed. I don’t want to admit how many […]

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Pleased As Punch

By | December 11, 2012

My manager took us all out for our “holiday lunch” today, which is usually held at Olive Garden, but this year she mixed it up a bit and took us to a completely different place that has a large menu and specializes in seafood! I love seafood so this was a great choice as far […]

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Dumb Ass Teenagers With No Parental Supervision

By | November 24, 2012

Most days when I leave the house I head south and get onto the interstate as fucking quick as possible. The interstate is most definitely the fastest way to get around town, unless it is smack in the middle of rush hour or if there is a wreck or some other shit going on that […]

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Long Distance Tech Support

By | November 10, 2012

Sometimes you have a brand new computer user and you want to help them but it gets really fucking frustrating if you can’t be there in person and see what the fuck they are doing wrong. It is even more frustrating when you tell them step by step how to do something, and you’ve done […]

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Wraps

By | April 25, 2012

I have become totally fucking addicted to wraps. I rarely buy sliced bread anymore because of it. There are so many varieties and flavors available that sticking to regular bread seems stupid. It is also better for me because it is less fattening. Like all women I watch my weight, even though I haven’t really […]

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