Archive For September, 2012

A Second Cup – Maybe a Fourth

By | September 28, 2012

Today I cannot get myself awake. I fell asleep during the David Letterman Show, which is actually early for me, because most night I try to stay up for the Craig Ferguson Show. But I was tired and was laying on the bed listening to Letterman prattle on – next thing I knew the alarm […]

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Batteries Included

By | September 23, 2012

My nephew has a birthday in a couple of weeks so I bought him a toy at Toys R Us. I brought it home to wrap it and ship it out to Oklahoma where my brother’s family is living right now. Oklahoma is where the jobs are – the pipeline and oil wells are keeping […]

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The Big HDTV Gift Lie

By | September 18, 2012

This weekend is a big football party at my neighbor’s house. She invited the whole neighborhood to come watch the game on her monstrous big HDTV. I have a nice big HDTV, but her’s is practically like an outdoor movie theatre size screen. I don’t even know how big they make TV screens, but this […]

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New Definition Askhole

By | September 13, 2012

My sister is really bad about calling me up and wasting hours of my cell phone minutes telling me all about her fucking problems. So I listen and ask some questions and after a while I tell what I think would work or what I would do in her situation. And we seem to agree […]

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