Archive For May, 2012

Cell Phones Are Not New

By | May 19, 2012

OK – I know everyone learned in grade school that Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone and that is a huge big deal in itself. I don’t know who actually invented to cell phone. But I do know that cell phones are not really a new thing. They have been around over half of my […]

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Call Your Mom

By | May 13, 2012

Even if you sent your Mom a Mother’s Day card or were sweet enough to buy her a gift and have it mailed or shipped to her house, you need to call your mother today. It is Mother’s Day and all the cards and gifts in the world would not mean as much to her […]

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Yes I Cuss

By | May 6, 2012

Do not get after me about using cuss words. I do cuss and I know I cuss and if you are a friend of mine then you should know that I cuss. I do not care if you don’t like it. Fuck you if you are bothered by cuss words. Unfriend me from Facebook. I […]

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Have You Pole Danced?

By | May 2, 2012

Hahaha! I am asking if you have ever danced around a May Pole for a May Day festival. I bet you have a dirty mind and didn’t think that is what I meant. I bet you thought I was talking about a stripper pole. But no, I was talking about a May Pole with those […]

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