What is it about Blue Eyes?

By | September 16, 2014

Have you ever noticed that the commercials on TV really favor people with blue eyes? I wonder who is it that makes that decision? Or is it just a known fact around Hollywood that if you want a better shot at an acting gig that you need to either have blue eyes or go get contact lenses to make your eyes blue?

Also, Hollywood certainly favors people with blonde hair. It is very noticeable in LA that the majority of men and women color treat their hair. And the ultimate color combo seems to be blondes with blue eyes.

Maybe it has always been that way and I am just now noticing it. I think that the contact lenses that change your eye color are nice, but I am perfectly content with the eye color and hair color that I was born with. I see no need for me to change either one. I think women with any color hair can be attractive without using hair dye and chemicals to change their appearance. And there are some blondes who really should not be blonde – the color is harsh against their skin, or the color is too brassy – or even sometimes has a green tint!

Maybe it is human to want to try different looks. Maybe it is a sign of extreme insecurity. Maybe someone told that person coloring their hair that they would look better with a different color. Whatever the reason, no one has ever given me a good enough reason to want to dump chemical all over my head and have different colored hair. And I’m sure not interested in having blue eyes. Not even if that meant I could be on TV. To be honest, with these new HD, wide screen TVs that are in everyone’s living rooms, I don’t want a camera doing an extreme close up of my head anyway. No one needs to look that close to my face – unless maybe they’ll be paying me a couple million dollars. Then I might consider doing it.

Fairy Tale Bitches

By | August 22, 2014

graphic of girls in fairy tales

Fairy tale girls gone bad. Here’s a line up of 4 bitches we all know and love from our childhood. But in today’s world, they are nothing more than criminals. Here are the mug shots of Little Red Riding Hood, Goldie Locks, Snow White and Alice in Wonderland. Four bitches who couldn’t catch a break.

Sick of the Cold and the Wet

By | February 10, 2014

This winter has been really cold and we’ve had a whole lot of rain, freezing rain, sleet and snow. Although it snows a lot, it hasn’t been sticking to the ground, so that’s a bit of a help. But, even so, I am sick of the extra stress and the long dark days of this winter. It messes up traffic and there is always some asshole who thinks he is special who goes flying by everyone, driving too fast and causing wrecks.

I’m sick of the cold weather and sick of the wet streets. And let’s not even talk about the mud bog that is now my front yard – a goopy brown mess that you can’t walk on at all or you’ll slip and bust your ass. And when it gets below freezing, the mud just gets even more slippery. and then it melts and its a bog again. You can’t win.

I’m so sick of winter.

Who’s Hosting a Super Bowl Party This Year?

By | January 29, 2014

Haven’t heard a single person talking about hosting a Super Bowl football party this year. What’s up with that? Are people too broke to buy some chips and dip and invite me over or what? I’ll bring my own damn beer – just want someplace with a couch and big screen TV. Is that too much to ask?

Maybe none of my friends give a shit about either of the football teams that are playing in this year’s game. I have a lot of friends who live in Colorado, so I guess I will have to cheer for the Broncos. But I don’t think they are going to win. I’d rather cheer for the team that I think deserves to win, and I think the Seahawks are a better team. But, what do I know?

Have a Happy and Safe Christmas!

By | December 23, 2013

xmas tree

I am having a hard time getting in the mood for Christmas this year. It’s more fun when you are going to be around family or if you have little kids. I’m stuck here at my house because of work and won’t get to go home to see my family this year.

So, I bought a little Charlie Brown Xmas tree and stuck it in the window of my living room. I wonder if the neighbors can even see it? I did find a $5 box of lights at the Dollar Store, so I have little lights a red ornament on my little tree. No angel this year- I couldn’t find one small enough for this little tree.

Merry Christmas, family and friends – I hope you get everything on your list and if you have to travel, please take it slow and extra careful so you arrive safely.